1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:09,635 Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness One Almost United States History 2 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,615 On the night of April 18, 1775, 3 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:35,661 Paul Revere received the mission to go to Lexington, Massachusetts 4 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,580 tell that the English soldiers parked in Boston 5 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,292 they were going to march to the rural region northwest of the city. 6 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,710 Revere left on horseback 7 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,838 and, after narrowly escaping of being captured at Charlestown, 8 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,925 changed its route and passed through Medford, 9 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,719 warning the colonists about the imminent attack. 10 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:56,473 "The English are coming. The English are coming!" 11 00:00:56,598 --> 00:01:00,561 Revere's Courageous Ride saved many lives. 12 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,438 And, by accident, he ruined others. 13 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,607 - The English are coming! - Run away! 14 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,485 The English are coming! 15 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,737 - God help us. - The English are coming! 16 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,990 - We have to get out of here. - Run away! 17 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,324 Save your lives! 18 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,369 Shit! The English. The English are coming! 19 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,580 Quick! The English are coming! 20 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,873 My God! Elsbeth! Elsbeth! 21 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,917 - What there was? - The English are coming. 22 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,460 - The English are coming. - What? 23 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,879 - We have to pack our things and go. - Where to? 24 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,799 - I don't know. - Let's go to my sister in Ipswich. 25 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:31,925 - Your sister? - �. 26 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,969 No, she's a prude. We can't. 27 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,221 Before each meal, she prays for 45 minutes. 28 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,890 I don't know why you're so grateful. Half of the children died. 29 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,893 - But there were five good ones left. - Okay, let's go there. 30 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,020 Get your things. 31 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,230 - Tidy everything up. - Shall I take the carrots? 32 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,482 - Carrots, great! - And the eggs? 33 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,152 Eggs on a wagon ride? Are you crazy? 34 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,987 Will you take your feather collection? 35 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,697 It is not a simple collection. 36 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,950 They are writing quills. I've had this collection since I was a boy. 37 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,662 This one was with John Winthrop when he died of pleurisy. 38 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,664 - Let's take mom. - You won't take that. 39 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,167 It's her wedding portrait. She was 25 years old. 40 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,378 - That woman was a monster. - Go in your trunk. 41 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,255 - No... - I'll take mom. 42 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,718 - Please! She's already dead! - Get that damn woman out of here! 43 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,763 Please leave it here. We don't need that in the wagon. 44 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,265 Do you know what it is most annoying about you? 45 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,476 Now we're going to talk about butter. 46 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,019 - Really? - Yes, that's right. 47 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,563 You are the worst butter beater. 48 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,732 I couldn't hit even to save yourself. 49 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,484 How dare you? 50 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,779 Nobody beats butter better than me. I'm the best. 51 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,615 Knock clockwise and then I still pump. 52 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,159 Faster, faster, beating, beating. 53 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,329 My mother said, "Marry him, but his butter is bitter." 54 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,082 - It's not bitter, it's better! - Bitter is not better. 55 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,584 - Bitter is better! - Nobody likes your butter! 56 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,879 While we're on the subject, your pigeon is horrible. 57 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,465 My pigeon? Everyone loves my pigeon! 58 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,967 Nobody likes your pigeon. And do you know? 59 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,011 That's why no one comes here anymore. 60 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,346 They can't stand it. 61 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,098 Had to see their faces eating. 62 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,934 Grimacing. Getting sick. 63 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:07,312 Do you know why no one comes here? Because you're boring. 64 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,691 That's why he wasn't invited for Michael Finney's party. 65 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,318 He said, "He Just talk about work." 66 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,571 Because my work It's very interesting. 67 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,240 - You make barrels. - Yes. 68 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,201 - Barrels are interesting. - Nobody finds barrels interesting. 69 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,371 You don't find it interesting because you don't understand. 70 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,331 Barrels are complicated for you. 71 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,208 - It's not easy to make one. - Really? 72 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,293 It's so hard to put together planks in a circle? 73 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,295 Find it easy to put wood in a circle? 74 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:36,133 - You are very stupid! - It's easy to put wood in a circle. 75 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,843 It comes from a tree! 76 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,428 Which is already round! 77 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,139 Exactly the size of the barrel! 78 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,601 You know something? I don't have time to argue. 79 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,145 - We need to pack things - �. 80 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,857 - I'll take some carving pieces. - Good idea. 81 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,902 - Wait, what is that? - It's nothing. 82 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:59,114 - If it's nothing, why can't I see it? - If it was something, I would show it. 83 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,824 As it is nothing, Why do you want to see? 84 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:04,035 It doesn't matter, I want to see. Show me! 85 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,294 Why do you have drawings? of naked indigenous people? 86 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:17,048 Right. This is very easy to explain. 87 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:22,095 I was going to open a butter business and put her image in the pot. 88 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,097 I didn't know she was naked. 89 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,726 Why is the image of an indigenous woman Mashpee in your butter? 90 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:31,146 Mashpees? Saint Iroquois. I'm not a savage. 91 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,856 What does it have to do with butter? 92 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,317 - It was a mistake. It went badly! - What is that? 93 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,526 Sorry. 94 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,320 The English are not coming. 95 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,280 - They're not coming. - What? 96 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,533 - It was a mistake. I'm sorry. - What are you talking about? 97 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,701 They don't come. 98 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:48,038 - They're going to Concord. - What was that before? 99 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,582 You came down the hill shouting: 100 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,667 "They're coming! They're coming!" 101 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,670 - That's what I heard. - Who said they were coming? 102 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,422 - Some guys. - Who? 103 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,717 Some nice guys. Like, "The English are coming." 104 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,886 "Yeah, I heard it too. I wanted to warn the people." 105 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,640 I said, "Hey, I'll let you know. I want participate in some way." 106 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,309 And they: "Okay, Paul, can do this." 107 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,311 Some guys say that the English are coming, 108 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,064 and you offer to spread it? 109 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,817 - Was that it? - But they were really nice guys. 110 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:20,153 You should have shouted, "Maybe the English are coming." 111 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,279 They are coming. 112 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,864 They're just not coming here. 113 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,075 - Are you going to tell them that they made a mistake? - No. 114 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,410 - Why not? - Because they are cool. 115 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:31,081 I'm not going to say, "You guys made a mistake. English aren't going there." 116 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:34,084 They never again They're going to want to go out with me. 117 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,044 - Revere. - What? 118 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,255 Do you have any idea of the damage? What did you do in my life? 119 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,465 It finished me. Thanks! 120 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,509 - Good job, Revere. - Sorry. 121 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,053 But I'm not responsible for your life. 122 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,348 The English are not coming! 123 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,852 Sorry, guys. It was my mistake. 124 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,272 The English are not coming! 125 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,070 Funny story. 126 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,365 Funny story. 127 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,491 That... 128 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,036 This Revere guy, he's crazy. 129 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,246 The guy is crazy! 130 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:16,042 It turns out that the English are not coming. 131 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,460 Do you believe that? 132 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:18,837 They're not coming! 133 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,881 �, all of this... 134 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,219 We can unpack 135 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:30,265 and return to ours wonderful life and... 136 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,269 Anyway, what's for dinner? I hope it's a pigeon. 137 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,270 ADAPTATION | REVIEW | SYNCHRONY: EMAIL | loschulosteam@gmail.com 138 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,368 The Texas Revolution was a rebellion of American colonists 139 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,162 against the government of Mexico. 140 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:57,208 On February 23, 1836, Davy Crockett, James Bowie 141 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:00,712 and a small garnish of 200 Texan volunteers 142 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:05,800 they were surrounded by an army Mexican of two to three thousand soldiers 143 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,510 under command of General Santa Anna, 144 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,931 what became known like the Battle of the Lamo. 145 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,475 All defenders were killed, 146 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:18,063 and outnumbered ten to one, they had little chance of victory. 147 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,439 But other than that, 148 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:24,611 there may have been a good reason different for the failure of the �lamo. 149 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,831 The first thing we will do It is to reinforce the eastern wall. 150 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,542 Yes, the east wall. It needs to be reinforced. 151 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,337 For sure. The Colonel Travis asked for all the ammo 152 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,589 in the main square. 153 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,091 - Travis? - I know. 154 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,551 - He thinks he's the boss. - The people who do everything. 155 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:52,931 They stay in the room all day giving orders, they do nothing. 156 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,433 - I don't even know what they do there. - You do everything! 157 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,894 - True! - Can I ask something? 158 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,146 There is no latrine here. Do you have any good places? 159 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,899 I have it, but I don't like it that much. 160 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,611 It's close to the trees of pecan. I pass by the cacti. 161 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,322 - Generally, this tree. - Yes, I've seen it. 162 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,324 - Do you have a place? - I have. 163 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,076 Where it is? 164 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,537 Just tell me more or less. 165 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,331 I'll just say one thing and don't ask me anything else. 166 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,792 It's on the north side, somewhere... 167 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:24,129 - You won't find it. - North of the cactus desert? 168 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,172 Forget it. I'm just going to say one thing. 169 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,425 There is no better place. 170 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,051 - Really? - It's fantastic. 171 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,469 Near the river fork? 172 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,514 - The grass there is much softer. - Enough, it's over. 173 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,891 Won't divide your place of defecation? 174 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,977 - Davy, you know how much I like you. - I know. 175 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,062 But you'll never find out where it is. 176 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,772 Won't you tell me where it is? 177 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,984 I won't tell you where it is my place of defecation. 178 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,319 - You'll never find out! - Please! 179 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:54,075 I'm doing my business in the sixth circle of Dante's hell. 180 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:55,785 And I... 181 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,455 - What? - I can ask a question? 182 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,581 Speak. 183 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:03,585 I just realized that I I've never seen you without that hat. 184 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,004 This? Have you never seen me without it? 185 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,964 - Never. - I like. Match. 186 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,050 I've known you for eight, nine months? 187 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,010 - Yes. - You never took it off. 188 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,095 - I already took it off, yes. - Really? 189 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,347 Maybe you've never seen it. I shoot at night. 190 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,392 Nobody saw it. I've already spoken to some people. 191 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,853 - Is it a raccoon? - Raccoon, of course. 192 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,354 It's a disgusting animal. 193 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,441 - How do you get that into your head? - You think it's disgusting, I think it's smart. 194 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,069 - They eat garbage. - The deal with that hat 195 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,613 It completes my look. 196 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:35,366 Even the day we went swimming, you were with him. 197 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,703 - I don't like being in the sun. - The question is... 198 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:42,082 - looks like he's hiding something. - I'm not hiding it. 199 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,416 - Really? - Nothing to hide. 200 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,503 Can I tell a story? I met a woman. 201 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,589 I was wearing a hat, I caused a good print. The next day, 202 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,216 I went without the hat. 203 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,884 She saw this... 204 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,095 and was very disappointed. 205 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,763 What am I trying to say 206 00:09:56,888 --> 00:10:00,642 She thought I deceived her wearing the hat. 207 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,353 I don't like your insinuation. I'm an open book. 208 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,730 - What's down there? - A head. 209 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,524 - And above the head? - Hair. 210 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,401 - I would like to see. - That's my look. 211 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,570 - This here, the fringes... - Got it. 212 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,490 I killed a bear at three years old and such. 213 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,368 Stop with this bear story three years old. 214 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,037 - It's not a lie. - I don't believe that. 215 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,831 - I killed... - Spare me. 216 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,000 - I don't believe that. - I was three and a half years old. I rounded up. 217 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,961 - Oh, he said it. - I killed a bear. 218 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,672 - He should be dead by now. - I wasn't. 219 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:31,798 I was dying. 220 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,591 I didn't say it wasn't of mercy. 221 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,385 I just said I killed the bear. 222 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,054 "Killed a bear" and is not bald. 223 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,974 There's hair under that hat. 224 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,392 So show it, Davy. 225 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,394 - Do you want to see? - I want. 226 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,313 Ready. I am known for my speed. 227 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,150 - Calm down, Davy. - I'll rip your guts out 228 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,777 and do my next hat with you. 229 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,028 Calm down, Davy. 230 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,114 Calm down, Davy. 231 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,283 You are not bald. 232 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,576 He's not bald. 233 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:09,002 - I'm glad we resolved this. - The Mexican army is arriving. 234 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,838 - How many? - At least two thousand. Maybe more. 235 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,840 Two thousand? 236 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,969 Here we are about 200 Texans. Ten to one disadvantage. 237 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:22,807 Talk to Colonel Travis that we will fight until the last man. 238 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,517 Yes sir. 239 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,853 What? What did you say? 240 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,647 I said let's go fight until the last man. 241 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,400 I thought you said that. Is it sensible? 242 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,153 We are here. We have to defend the alamo. 243 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,071 If everyone is going to die, 244 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,032 what's the point? 245 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:43,203 Why don't we raise the flag white and let's go home? 246 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,788 - We would be seen as cowards. - So what? 247 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,875 We have to die here, with honor! 248 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,253 I'm going outside inspire my men. 249 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,302 Let's go! Prepare fire! 250 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,389 Sorry. 251 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,394 It saw? He's bald. 252 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,690 It even shines. 253 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,860 It's no joke. He doesn't have any hair. 254 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,908 What is that? 255 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,996 My God. Crockett is bald. 256 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,958 Crockett is bald! 257 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,543 Therefore, he never took off his hat. 258 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,045 He is very bald. 259 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,091 I can't attack. 260 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,885 Davy Crockett fights like a damn rattlesnake. 261 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,221 Not even with ten thousand men we can win. 262 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,515 I don't know what to do. 263 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,976 General! Wait! 264 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,645 Sir! Wait! 265 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,772 Hey, general! 266 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,567 General Santa Anna. Sir! 267 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,987 Calm down, soldier. What it was? 268 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,699 General, he doesn't have hair. 269 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,118 - Who doesn't have hair? - Crockett. 270 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,870 He wears a hat raccoon fur 271 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,831 because he's bald! 272 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,083 - Bald? - Yes! 273 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,836 - Is Crockett bald? - He's bald! 274 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,047 A man with hair Don't follow a bald man. 275 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,216 Never. Without hair, there's nothing. 276 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,801 Nothing. It's not a man! 277 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,262 A bald man is ridiculous! 278 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,514 A bald man is a clown! 279 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,890 Yes, a clown! 280 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,768 A failure! So... 281 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,730 let's attack the alamo! 282 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,832 Can you believe it was only in 1920 283 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,461 women conquered the right to vote in the USA? 284 00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:00,298 The approval of the 19th Amendment was the result of decades of struggle 285 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,842 from suffragists like Susan B. Anthony. 286 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,512 In 1869, alongside Elizabeth Cady, 287 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,223 she founded the Association for Women's Suffrage, 288 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,225 who fought for the right women to vote, 289 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,270 � ownership and access egalitarian education. 290 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:18,024 Susan B. Anthony faced constant mockery and misogyny, 291 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:22,070 but he never wavered in his devotion to the causes of equal rights. 292 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,823 Friend or foe, Susan B. Anthony defended 293 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,658 that everyone had a seat at the table, 294 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:31,204 but she preferred not to sit alongside some people. 295 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,917 It's great to have you all here at our table. 296 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,920 Thank you for coming. It means a lot to me. 297 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,131 - Susan, thank you. - Thank you for the invitation. 298 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,633 -Alfred. - It's wonderful. 299 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,885 - Thank you for having us. - Thanks. 300 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,054 - Thank you, Aunt Susan. - You're welcome. 301 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,806 - You're welcome. - Very kind. 302 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,479 - What? - I thanked you for being there. 303 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,565 - You should pay it back. - This is an interesting point. 304 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,361 It is an unnecessary retribution, if you think about it, 305 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,988 because it wasn't you who invited me. 306 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,950 It was your beautiful sister, Edith, who am I courting. 307 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,785 - Is that the word? - Yes. 308 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,954 She was the one who invited me. 309 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,872 - Here's what I'll do, Susie. - Susan. 310 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,416 I will do the following. 311 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,584 Since she was the one who invited me, 312 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,212 I will give it to her 90% thanks. 313 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,588 Check it out. 314 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,715 Thank you very much for inviting me. 315 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,677 - You're welcome. - And for you, ten percent. 316 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,430 - Thanks. - Oh, how wonderful. 317 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,098 - I thought it was fair. - Good fit. 318 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,809 - Let's enjoy the meal. - Thanks. 319 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,312 Asparagus in the salad it was grown in Edith's garden. 320 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,314 - Your sister? - My God! 321 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,108 Thank you, Edith. 322 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,194 - How incredible. - She's good with vegetables. 323 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:49,240 - I love making things grow. - You really do that. 324 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,953 You're not eating, Lawrence. 325 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,621 Any problems? 326 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,291 I'm not hungry. I had a late lunch. 327 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,042 - What time? - Four. 328 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,921 Why did you go to lunch at four, knowing you were coming to a dinner? 329 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,382 I was hungry, I'm fragile. 330 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,967 �, he was hungry. 331 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,304 I could have had a snack, ate a cookie or something. 332 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,347 - Susie, that was the idea. - Susan. 333 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,267 Yes, Susan, that was the idea, but there were no cookies. 334 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,103 - Everyone has cookies at home. - Do you have cookies? 335 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,606 - Of course. - Normally, I do. 336 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,400 But there wasn't. And it is fundamental at these times. 337 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,111 - So, I made a sandwich. - A sandwich? 338 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,030 With grilled onion... 339 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,824 – He loves grilled onions. - I cut it into four pieces. 340 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,619 I was going to eat just a quarter, but it became two, 341 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,037 then three... 342 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,122 - I've been through that. - Yeah, sorry. 343 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,000 It appears to be a man little self-control. 344 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,627 I will say one thing. 345 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,713 Every minute that I spend close to this woman without touching her, 346 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,174 It's a demonstration of self-control. 347 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,511 So you're not going to eat anything today? 348 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,305 - Apparently, no. - Then why did you come? 349 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,059 First of all, don't go regret my presence. 350 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,144 - I don't add value? - Very. 351 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,231 Go see. It's not always that you see a personality like mine. 352 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,817 - That's true. - I have more to offer than eating. 353 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,779 - How's everyone's food? - Delicious. 354 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,239 - Yes, it is. - Thanks. 355 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,366 - Very good. - Look at that little fork. 356 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,786 - What's the idea of ​​that? - It's a salad fork. 357 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:20,831 Why does it have to be smaller what about the main course? 358 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,209 Why do we eat from plates? Why do we have knives? 359 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,795 Why do we have cups? It's like that. 360 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,549 Some things exist by custom and they don't even make much sense. 361 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,844 My argument on suffrage. Sometimes, things have to change. 362 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:34,971 - Yes. - Exactly. 363 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,515 Do you want to know? How about this theory? 364 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,059 We should eat salad with the big fork, 365 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,687 because we would be healthier. 366 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:46,357 And the little fork for the plate main, that way we would eat less. 367 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,026 - Did you see this reversal? - Innovation. 368 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,695 You are so smart. 369 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,988 - Bright. - Huh? 370 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,574 He's right. 371 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,451 If you look at the knives, they are the same size. 372 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,578 Identical. 373 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:02,498 Yes. Who else would suggest a change of forks? Nobody. 374 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,917 - It's like having dinner with a scientist. - Did you see? 375 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,961 Where else do they go hear comments like that? 376 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,838 Of these two hoaxes, no. 377 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,923 I would never have thought of that. 378 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,677 These gentlemen you refer to They are exemplary citizens. 379 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,598 Alfred is the largest owner of western New York mill. 380 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:22,143 We employ more than 120 children. 381 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,728 Can we make a toast? 382 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,354 - A toast, Edith? - Yes. 383 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,480 And the wine? 384 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,357 - We toasted with water. - Is that water? 385 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:32,069 - I don't drink alcohol. - With wine, people loosen up. 386 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,988 We practice temperance. 387 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,533 - We believe in temperance... - Temperance. 388 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,286 ...that alcohol is bad that needs to be eradicated. 389 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,163 We live with purpose. 390 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,873 You can see who is having fun. 391 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:47,543 I'm having fun, yes, sir. I'm enjoying it a lot. 392 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,295 Don't you see how unfair this is? 393 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,465 Just because you don't like swimming, no one goes in the water anymore? 394 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,052 - My house, my rules. - No port wine afterwards? 395 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,346 - Not even port wine, Hebert. - Sherry? 396 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,764 Temperance. 397 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,142 In this house, we believe it is evil. 398 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,311 - You must see it at the mill. - It's a problem. 399 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,647 - Children drink too. - And they cry. 400 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,483 It is in favor of children drinking, Lawrence? 401 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:14,987 I hate children so much that I don't care what they do. 402 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,739 - Susan. - Yes my dear? 403 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,283 We don't even comment about the new invention 404 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,453 that you just installed, electricity. 405 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,373 These lamps and chandeliers are beautiful! 406 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:29,293 I don't know. I still like it that glow of the candles. 407 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,088 I'm more of a sebum and wax person. 408 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,924 - I believe in progress. - And it's safer. 409 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,593 - Than wax and fire? - For sure. 410 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,345 - What's your name again? -Herbert. 411 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,471 Herbert, right. 412 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,098 I would like to remember 413 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,934 on the remote chance to meet again, 414 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,728 because certainly it will not be planned. 415 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,148 What do you mean? 416 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,902 This electricity is the best thing that ever happened. 417 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,071 I will. Who is your electrician? 418 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,951 - I don't remember. - Is that so? Don't you remember? 419 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,497 Really? Don't you really remember? 420 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,582 Edith, I need to talk to you about the sauces. 421 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,210 - Let's go to the kitchen. - Excuse me. 422 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,047 - Look at this woman. - Stop. 423 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,008 - Have you ever seen such beauty? - Wonderful. 424 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,679 It's hard to believe that these two they came from the same womb. 425 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,598 - One must be adopted. - I need a drink. 426 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,517 - Oh, huh? - For sure. 427 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,313 - You little bastard! -Lawrence. 428 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,942 What got into you to bring this idiot? 429 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,278 I like him a lot. It's getting heavy. 430 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,572 No, there's something wrong with him. 431 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,074 He's smart. The fork thing was brilliant. 432 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,619 Please, he's worse than that circus artist. 433 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,664 I told you to take Carl's name out, the Sword Swallower, from the mouth. 434 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,584 - Yeah, I went too far. - Lawrence was right. 435 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,170 I invited him. He should Thank me, not you. 436 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,757 Okay, I will try to be receptive. 437 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,676 I will try to be tolerant because I love you. 438 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,928 - Thanks. - What won't I do for you? 439 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:07,433 - My new favorite guest. - What do you think you're doing? 440 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,728 - Is that alcohol? - No, it's saltpeter. 441 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,229 Salt some roe. 442 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,356 Helps control sexual appetite. 443 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,193 Otherwise, poor her. I worry. 444 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,988 - Edith. - Sorry, Susan. 445 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,531 It's a bad influence. 446 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,700 Not everyone perfect like you. 447 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,453 It also works on women. Did you notice the attraction here? 448 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,414 Let's proceed. I don't need that image. 449 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,709 Susan, are you ready to your meeting with Congress? 450 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,169 I'm very excited. 451 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,423 We draft an amendment that we will present to Congress 452 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,383 to ensure the right to vote for women. 453 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,470 Yes yes. 454 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,555 Did you hear? 455 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,557 - Are you listening? - Yes. 456 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,100 - It was good. - Funny. 457 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,812 - And what's the fun? - You can't be serious. 458 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,021 It will be great. 459 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,650 - I spent my life working on this. - This is a sad day. 460 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,652 At first glance it is absurd. 461 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,988 - Women cannot vote. - Why not? 462 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,699 We are doing you a favor not letting you vote. 463 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,119 Men and women were created equal before God. 464 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,997 - Yes. - We need to have equal rights. 465 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,457 - Yes! - What's up, Susie? 466 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,376 - Susan. - What's up, Susan? 467 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,253 Why couldn't we vote? 468 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,963 Exactly, Lawrence, why? 469 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,798 I think I have an idea. 470 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,132 I had an idea. 471 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,343 I will propose this in relation to female suffrage: 472 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:28,222 If a woman is attractive and capable of conquering a man, 473 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,224 She shouldn't vote. 474 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,893 A beautiful woman, like Edith, should stay at home, 475 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,854 cooking and taking care of the children. 476 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:35,980 But the others, 477 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,692 that doesn't have the slightest appeal for the opposite sex, 478 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,987 shrews, grumpy, witches, spinsters... 479 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,197 These women could vote. 480 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,616 - It's a good deal. - It seems reasonable. 481 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,953 - And who would make this assessment? - I volunteer. 482 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,289 - Why you? - Any man would do that. 483 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,875 - Any man with vision. - For example, Edith. 484 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,712 I'm sorry, darling, but you can't vote. 485 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,132 - Thanks. - Eleanor, neither do you. 486 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,093 - Martha, no votes for you. - Too beautiful. 487 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,053 Clara, I'm sorry. 488 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,471 And you, Susan. 489 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,225 - You can vote. - What? Why? 490 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,228 Because you... you know. 491 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,606 Thank you for your permission, but I don't need to. 492 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,108 Elizabeth Cady Stanton and me we draft the amendment 493 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:26,196 and I hope most men of Congress don't think like you. 494 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:29,199 I noticed that a lot of time passes with this Elizabeth. 495 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,952 We are very close. We've been working together for years. 496 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,748 - Yes, they are very close. - She helped me write the amendment. 497 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:39,960 It can be said until they are too close. 498 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:44,882 I'm starting to think that maybe It's time for you to leave. 499 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,967 - Let's vote. - Let's vote. 500 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,762 Who do you think you are time for Lawrence to go? 501 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,931 No, only men can vote. 502 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,766 Edith, forgive me, 503 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:57,603 but get the hell out of my house, Lawrence! 504 00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:00,648 You ate before coming, doesn't like forks, 505 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,652 you don't like the food, you drink, and now he doesn't want us to vote. 506 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,363 In this house, Women have the right to vote! 507 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,281 - Get out! - Are you kicking me out? 508 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,576 - Get out of here! - Great. I'm leaving, Susie. 509 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,203 Come on, Edith! Let's go. 510 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,537 Sorry, Lawrence. 511 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:16,789 She is my sister. 512 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,248 Now, get out! 513 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:19,959 It's fine. 514 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,213 Maybe now we can have a nice dinner. 515 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,799 So... Here he comes again. 516 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:29,134 And one more thing, Susan B. Anthony. 517 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,054 You don't need to tell me What does the "B" mean? 518 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,973 And go fuck yourself with your fork. 519 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,224 Fuck you! 520 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:36,350 Skirt! 521 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:49,363 On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong 522 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:53,701 and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin became the first men to walk on the Moon. 523 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,327 Armstrong was the first, 524 00:24:55,452 --> 00:25:00,416 pronouncing the famous words: "One small step for man, 525 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:03,043 a big leap for humanity." 526 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:07,006 It was a historic achievement of human exploitation, 527 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,216 even more impressive to consider 528 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:13,429 that they crossed space in four days in a small metal capsule 529 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,305 controlled by a NASA computer, 530 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,600 a million times less powerful than your smartphone. 531 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:23,397 During the trip, Neil and Buzz remained in constant contact 532 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,901 with mission control in Houston and new recordings released recently 533 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:31,071 show their trip from a new perspective. 534 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,367 Attitude now at 21 thousand feet. Everything looks great. 535 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,830 Houston, Give me the alarm reading 1202. 536 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:43,292 Okay, looks good there, Neil. Altitude now at 21,000 feet. 537 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,170 - For us, everything is great. - Understood. 538 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,965 What gave as a gift for the team? 539 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,468 What? Gift for the team? 540 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,595 - Like this? - I gave golf clubs. 541 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,723 Did you give a gift to the team? Are you kidding? 542 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:01,310 - Why did you do that? - They're sending us to the Moon. 543 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,687 - I didn't give anything. - All good. 544 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:09,318 No, they must think I am cheap, ungrateful, whatever. 545 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,946 - They don't think that. - I think it's very strange 546 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,782 you have given something and I have not. 547 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,241 They will comment. 548 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:19,203 When are you going to have dinner at the house of someone, appears empty-handed? 549 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,370 Yes! 550 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,456 - This is bad. - Why? 551 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,502 If you have to stop to buy something, I don't even want to go. 552 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,421 - Don't even invite me. - I didn't mean anything. 553 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,881 It was just a kind gesture. 554 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,801 Yes, it's the kind of thing that I never think about. 555 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:37,429 I need someone to tell me for me to repeat the gesture. 556 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:40,265 - I never think about gestures. - It was a souvenir. 557 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,392 Gift for the team. 558 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,853 Altitude 4,200. 559 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,772 Authorized for landing. Exchange. 560 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,857 Maintaining descent to 4000 feet. 561 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:52,486 It wouldn't hurt to let me know. I don't understand why you didn't warn me. 562 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,239 - Give a gift when you return. - On the way back? 563 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,574 �, get something from the Moon. Bring a rock. 564 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,700 - A stone? - Yes. 565 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,702 Are you crazy? I'll stay to myself. 566 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,746 All the moon rocks? 567 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,290 I'm going to pick up a pile of stones. 568 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,416 A lot. 569 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,753 - Are you going to swallow the stones? - No, I brought a bag. 570 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,506 Did you bring a bag for the rocks? It's not very scientific. 571 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,592 I'll put the stones in the bag. They're moon rocks, idiot. 572 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,219 They weren't even analyzed. 573 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,639 We can make millions with these stones. It touches. 574 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,850 You can win millions giving lectures. 575 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:26,770 No need to come back with stones to distribute or sell. 576 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:30,482 - You won't open your mouth. - Sorry. 577 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:34,528 - I didn't want to irritate you. - It always irritates me. 578 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,905 - I apologize. - He forgets. 579 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,031 Can we stop? 580 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,033 Let's land on the moon. Seriously! 581 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,536 - Let's land on the moon! - Let's land on the moon! 582 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,454 Let's land on the Moon! 583 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,457 Understood. Descending to 3,000 feet. 584 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:51,253 - Understood. Descending to 3,000 feet. - Good radar data. 585 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:54,464 Entering the approach phase. Everything ok. 586 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,968 In fact, I think I thought in a very good sentence 587 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:01,597 for when I step on the moon for the first time. 588 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,140 What? Like this? 589 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,225 I will be the first stepping on the moon. 590 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,020 I need to say something deep, something with weight. 591 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:11,023 - And I thought of something. - Who said it will be you? 592 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,983 - They. - Who are they? 593 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,444 NASA. The launch team. 594 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,821 It will be the first stepping on the moon? 595 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,365 - Nobody told me that. - They told me. 596 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,201 - They didn't tell you? - No. 597 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,286 Anyway, what do you think about this? 598 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:27,331 "One small step for a man, 599 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,499 a big leap for humanity." 600 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,126 How horrible. 601 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,503 Wow, this is horrible. Terrible. 602 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,005 - Why? - So cliché. 603 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,466 I would have thought into something much better 604 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:40,135 than this boring small step. 605 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,346 Would you do better? What do you suggest? 606 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:46,516 - It would be better to sleep. - Say something if that didn't work. 607 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:53,398 "Take me to the moon and let me play among the stars." 608 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,777 - Just like music. - What song? 609 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,613 - The song "Fly me to the moon". - "Fly me to the moon?" 610 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,031 - Sinatra. - I never heard. 611 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:04,409 Never heard the music, but did you quote the lyrics perfectly? 612 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,787 Why don't you jump on the moon singing "Summer Wind?" 613 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,957 "Take me to the moon, and let me... 614 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,293 "And let me see how it is spring on Jupiter and Mars." 615 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,672 Oh yes. You... Damn, you're right. There is music. 616 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:18,382 When you land, you can say: 617 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,218 "If I managed to get here, I can get anywhere." 618 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:24,346 Okay, how about that? I pick up a stone, 619 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:26,348 I pretend I'm eating and do: 620 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,226 - "Gouda". - Gouda? 621 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,019 �, Gouda, the cheese. 622 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:34,606 - Got it. - It's funny. You have no sense of humor. 623 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,733 That's your problem. Has no sense of humor. 624 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,944 I can tell several jokes, you never understand. 625 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:41,321 - What? - They should have chosen me. 626 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:44,950 - I'm creative. - So much so that he plagiarized Sinatra. 627 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,703 - I did a lot of plays at school. - Right. 628 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,372 I played Roberto Browning in The Barretts on Wimpole Street. 629 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,581 I was fantastic. 630 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:56,044 Just because he did that play in high school, does not mean it is creative. 631 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,547 It appeared in the school newspaper afterwards: 632 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,925 "Buzz Aldrin is Roberto Browning". With the "�" in capital letters. 633 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:05,137 Do you remember any lines? You can tell when you step on the moon. 634 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,472 You are authorized to descend. 635 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,725 Understood. Preparing for landing. 636 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,144 Everything is ok for landing. 637 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,729 Bastard. 638 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,481 Now I know because he gave the gifts. 639 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,192 I wanted to be the first to step on the Moon. 640 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,361 - What? - Bribed the landing on the Moon. 641 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,405 I gifted because it's something normal. 642 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,450 Who gives the gift for the whole team? Nobody! 643 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:28,327 No one has ever been sent to the moon! 644 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,871 My God, you are desperate. A faker. 645 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,080 - I? - Yes. 646 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,041 Edwin. Your name is "Buzz". 647 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:37,085 Just because it looks cool? � Edwin Aldrin. 648 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,756 I would also change because "in" in both names it looks strange. 649 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,632 - Sorry. - You gave yourself the name 650 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,010 - of a ten-year-old boy. - Yes. 651 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:48,221 I'll say something. When I was five years old, 652 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:51,350 instead of ringing the doorbell of my friends, I stood at the door: 653 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,686 "Buzz, buzz, buzz" and the nickname stuck. 654 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,564 All the mothers loved it. "Buzz has arrived." 655 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:00,233 - That's not true. - Do you think I'm making it up? 656 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,486 - You are a liar. - Liar? 657 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:06,615 Yes, he said four times that he had sex with Rocky Marciano's daughter. 658 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,117 I actually had sex. It was fantastic. 659 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:14,081 Rocky Marciano wouldn't let someone called Buzz get close to his daughter. 660 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,125 Rocky Marciano met me and liked me. 661 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,587 Don't tell me he he wouldn't let me have sex with Lucy. 662 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,131 Why did he leave and Lucy too. 663 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:26,385 He let you have sex with his daughter? That's weird. 664 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:30,013 What kind of weird deal you had with Rocky Marciano? 665 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,932 guide, how are you up there? 666 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:37,104 - We're descending, 700 feet. - authorized guide for landing. 667 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,313 And there's more. 668 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,441 I can't believe what NASA said that you would step on first. 669 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,403 - Yes, he did. - He didn't say it. 670 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:48,115 - You're a liar. - You're a liar. 671 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,574 - Liar! - Liar! 672 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,954 Contact. All right, eagle. 673 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,873 Tranquility Base here. The eagle landed. 674 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,500 The eagle landed. 675 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,544 - The eagle landed. - The eagle... 676 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,505 - The eagle landed. - We landed. 677 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,006 �, we land. 678 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,510 Okay, engine off. Everything ok. 679 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,303 You can leave. 680 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,430 You can leave. 681 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,979 The activity extravehicular is going well. 682 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,691 Stop! It's ruining the moon landing. We're on TV. 683 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,484 Liar! 684 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,652 Go back inside! 685 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,864 One small step for a man, 686 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,533 a big leap for humanity. 687 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:37,581 Come back here! You son of a bitch! 688 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,335 - You're ruining everything, Edwin. - � Buzz! 689 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,215 - You ass kisser! - You cheapskate. 690 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,593 - Gave a gift to the team. - They hate you. 691 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,804 - That's why they didn't want you first. - You ass kisser! 692 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,473 Get off the top! 693 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,228 - My glasses. - I hate you!